((Woho it's that time of year!
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Stormy orbs and gingerbread heroesRoéd had intended to walk straight past the goblin and her booth. He didn’t much like goblins so he tried to avoid them. Lately that had become a very difficult thing to do. They were everywhere he went. The redheaded elf had pushed his glasses as high upon his nose as he could, tilted his cin upwards and marched straight past her. He hadn’t offered her wares a glance! Unfortunately it was not enough to turn your eyes away from this particular goblins booth because, even if you were as blind as Roéd without glasses, your nose would probably pick up on the lovely smells.
Just as the elf had made it past the booth his nostrils recognized the scent he knew so well.
Gingerbread cookies.
He turned on his heels and hurried over to the booth. Roéd had made a lot of gingerbread cookies this year already, and his sisters had made many for him too. But it was as his uncle used to say; No matter how many chickens you had yesterday it wouldn’t help you today if they had all been eaten already.
Roéd stared at all the gingerbread cookies. They came in all shapes and sizes but one of them caught his attention. It was a gingerbread paladin. For several moment’s he could do nothing but stare. The paladin smiled up at him with red lips and blue eyes. Her hair was long and blond and in her hands she held a shield and a sword. Her sword was lifted high and rays of light shone from it.
He had never seen any cookie as pretty as that. Not even the cupcakes his friend had given him long ago could measure up to this. Roéd smiled down at the paladin and for a moment he forgot all about his difficult quest.
“Sir? Sir? Sir!” A voice suddenly intruded on him. The lady goblin stood looking up at him with her hands on her hips and a wrinkled brow.
“Hi.” Roéd said and looked back to the paladin.
“I sell the best cookies in the world, toots. And they aint all that expensive neitha.” The goblin said and Roéd looked back at her. She was vey green and her ears were full of silver.
“Toots?” He scratched his head. One reason he didn’t much like goblins had to do with the way they talked.
“Now, you gonna buy somethin' or not? I aint runnin no museum here and if I was you wouldn’t get to stare for free. If you don’t got the doe you gotta go, capeesh?” She arched an eyebrow at him and he nodded.
“How m-much for that one?” He asked and pointed at the gingerbread paladin. The goblin eyed him up and down and clicked her tongue several times as if thinking very hard.
“You one of them rich boys?” Roéd shook his head. He wasn’t a boy and he wasn’t rich.
“I-I’m a man.” He informed her and she nodded.
“I hear ya toots. How much d'ya think a thing like this is worth?” Roéd looked at the gingerbread paladin with a sinking heart. Surely it would be worth a lot more than he could give her. It was a paladin after all. He didn’t know much about marketing but he was suddenly certain that anything shaped like a paladin must be very valuable.
“A lot.” He mumbled and suddenly wished Dag had been here to help him guess.
“That’s damn right. But I tell ya what. I like you. You know quality when you see it. I’ll cut you a deal. You give me ten gold pieces and the cookie-chick is yours.” Roéd couldn’t believe his ears. He had heard that goblins were very good at bargaining but this was absurd! Ten gold pieces for a paladin-shaped gingerbread cookie? The elf quickly drew his pouch out of his pocket and fished out ten shiny pieces of gold and held them out for the goblin lady before she could change her mind.
She took the coins and put them in her pouch.
“You sure like gingerbread cookies. Women like that in a man, you know?” She said and fished his cookie up from the display counter with a little spade. Roéd shook his head. He had never know women liked that men liked gingerbread cookies. One of his sisters had married a man who ate cookies all the time, and he had a belly to prove it. Roéd had never understood why his sister had liked him, but now he knew.
The goblin lady put the cookie in a very pretty box, put a lid on it and finally wrapped a red bow on top.
“Th-thank you.” He said and took the box with shaking hands. He was holding a box with a tiny paladin lady inside.
“So why’d you want that particular one?” She asked. Roéd thought that perhaps she would change her mind about the deal and try to take it back.
“Y-you can’t change your mind now. I a-already paid.” He took a step back.
“Of coase I aint gonna change my mind. We made a deal and I don’t go back on a deal. So what’cha want it for?”
“I like paladins.” He admitted after a long while. The goblin lady smiled widely.
“Why didn’t you tell me right away? I’m a collahfull cat, sugah, I got just the thing for you.” She ducked down behind the counter and when she popped back into view she was holding something wrapped in cloth. She sat the thing down on the counter carefully and Roéd took a step closer.
“Before I show it to yah you gotta promise me you aint goin ta talk to anybody about what you see.”
Roéd nodded his head but sensed that wouldn’t be enough to satisfy her.
“I w-won’t tell anyone.” He said.
“You look like an honest man, toots, so I trust ya. Now I don’t go around trustin just anybody so it would be a damned shame and bad luck to yah if you broke my trust.” She eyed him closely and Roéd was glad he looked like an honest man because if he hadn’t she wouldn't show him what she was going to show him.
“I won’t.” He said. Very slowly she started to unwrap the thing.
If he hadn’t been prepared for something great he would have lost his jaw in sheer joy at what he saw.
An orb of glass rested on a pedestal made out of snow-white stone. The pedestal was decorated with carvings of humans who were all dressed against the cold weather. There were children, old people and normal humans and they were all staring up at the figurine inside the orb. An armored man with a sword fastened to his side sat proudly upon a white charger. The man and horse had been painted with such detail that they almost looked real. The man held his horses reins in one hand while he carried his helmet under the other arm. His eyes shone with the power of the light within him and his wavy hair had been brushed behind his short round ears. He was looking down at his snow-white admirers with a kind smile. If the figurine had moved Roéd would not have been surprised. He almost suspected that the man had been alive once but someone had shrunk him and trapped him inside this orb of glass. The horse had a black mule and black eyes. The beast looked as calm as its master and to Roéd they seemed to be like one.
Suddenly the goblin shook the thing and set it down again. The redhead laughed with joy as a storm of snow fell upon the paladin and horse. He had never seen anything like it. There seemed to be a strong wind inside the orb because the snow twirled this way and that and fell from left to right instead of straight down. Neither horse nor paladin seemed to mind the wind. None of them so much as winked an eye as the snow landed on their noses and in their hair.
Roéd watched and watched until the storm settled and the snow laid quietly at the chargers hooves.
“It’s th-the most wonderfull thing I’ve e-ever seen.” He whispered and the goblin nodded.
“What do ya reckon it’s worth?” She asked but Roéd simply shook his head. He was sure it was a number so high he didn’t know it.
“It’s not cheap, I can tell ya that. Now you said you aint rich…” He could feel her watching him but try as he might he couldn’t take his eyes of the paladin. “So you’d probably not afford to buy it.” The elf had already know that. If Dag had been here he would they could have killed the goblin and taken the globe. But the imp was in the nethers and he was very angry.
Roéd closed the world out and went into himself. It didn’t take him long to find the thin thread that connected him to his familiar. He prodded at it testily. There was no reaction from the imp. Roéd tugged at the thread to get the imps attention but as he did so the thread snapped.
Daggup was still angry. When he wanted to, the imp could hide in the nethers and not come out unless Roéd came after him. The elf had tried that once and it had not been pleasant so Roéd let the imp hide and went back to the real world. There he was still staring at the paladin and the goblin lady was staring at him.
“Well, do we got a deal?” She asked impatiently.
“Deal?” Roéd asked.
“Hey, listen you dupe. I already told ya this aint no museum! Sharpen those twiggy ears of yours. Now you probably wouldn’t afford to buy it, right? But since I’m such a softie I’ll let ya rent it. Thirty gold a month, eh? Wha’da'ya say?” Roéd nodded at once.
He didn’t make a lot of money on the treasures he sold but that was because he never really tried. It would not be easy but he was sure he could make that much money, in addition to what he spent on food and soap every month, if he tried to.
Besides, once he was on his way with the orb he could decide to never return. She would never find him again if he didn’t tell her where he went. What could a merchant really do about that?
And with that in mind Roéd signed their deal under the false name he had invented months ago when he had been surrounded by crazy people. He was very proud of how devious he was.
That night he fell asleep to a silent snowstorm in a glass orb. It was the best winters veil he had ever had.