The Forum Story: The Adventures of Ab-Zy

As the crazed axe-weilding gnome charged at them, likely expecting some form of high quality reward for his mindless action, Ab-Zy the Pygmy took the decision to leave the rest of his tribe behind and move into that new desert that had opened up.

Eventually he entered what was Tanaris and to his surprise, found giant fat things fighting even taller thin things which pointy ears. Having big ears himself, he instantly decided to go and greet one of these ugly creatures. As he approached the thin giant, he quickly tested his knowledge of common speech.

Oooogaboogabooga! It was an abysmal failure. The Giant, for his part, barely noticed the small creature, but proceeded to hit the fat thing untill it fell over a short while later. Tall and thin then knelt down in front of tall and fat, then stood again without any apparent reason for his previous action.

Only then did he notice Ab-Zy